New Canadia™ represents an escape from the belligerent madness we’re enduring in the U.S. right now. How lovely would it be if Canada would annex Washington and Oregon into their more rational, democratic, benevolent culture and nation?!?

Granted, they might not want us… And granted, the eastern portions of both states would rather be annexed into Idaho than Canada. We’ll consider where to draw the New Canadia provincial/international boundary when the time comes. But for now, I’m looking forward to the cathartick™ exercise of envisioning this awesome possibility—to generate some endorphins to soothe my news-weary receptors. Wanna come along?