HERON, No Plan B, T-Shirt 730518


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H•E•R•O•N = Human Existence Relies On Nature, and No Plan B, T-shirt

My original design (and acronym/apronym), available nowhere else on Earth, Mars, the moon, or any other orbital rockball being considered for possible human infestation—er, I mean colonization.

I have serious doubts that mammals could survive *long term* anywhere other than Earth. Hence, No Plan B…and the heron scoping out the solar system for alternative roosts (uh, nada).

Meanwhile, we’re all sitting here on this beautiful planet, each with our own private thoughts about the likelihood of various potential future calamities, and trying to figure out what we can/should/are willing/can afford to do to slow the acceleration toward irreversible tipping points, and lessen our carbon footprints…ASAP!

Blurb from manufacturer:

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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